Patriots United under the Eagle

Bill Gates wants magnetic crystals in our children, plan and simple. If you're reading this and you've taken the vaccine then make peace with the fact that you only have 10 years left to live max. That doesn't mean you can't live a productive and patriotic life. You can still buy Goya canned black beans, even if it will be a bitch to pry those cans out of your magnetic hands. 

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So millions of Americans are now magnetized and Bill Gates will be able to magnetically drain their life force once Windows 10 releases it's new "Office Assistant" Magneto, but how does this advance the radical, liberal agenda? If you can't see it yet than step under the wing of enlightenment on the mighty American Eagle and see the truth. Magnetic Children. That's right. If you're a parent you know there is no tougher job than to chase down your children everyday. That's why the left simply wants to abort them before they're even born. But how will they control those lucky enough to be born into a loving nuclear family? 

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Again this is where Bill and his magnetic crystals come into play. The radical left is currently working to cook up a vaccine that will safely deliver these magnetic crystals to our children. Once your child has been vaccinated you will be powerless to stop the agenda of the radical left. Once a sizeable enough portion of the population and our children have been vaccinated they will unveil their diabolical plan. Androgynous, Liberal cucks will drive around our suburbs in electric vehicles with giant magnets. Your helpless children will be sucked up into these cars and will be subjected to one of several tragic fates: 

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1. Taken to gay bars were they will become homosexuals. 

2. Taken into the incorrect bathroom for their gender and turned transgender. 

3. Their blood drained and brought to rich, liberal elites to drink.

4. Taught that Western Civilization is not the greatest of cultures, but simply a culture. 

5. Taught Critical Race Theory and have a desire to be put on welfare instilled in them.

6. Taught that birds are dinosaurs. 

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Notice the six pronged plan of the radical left, a sure sign this is the work of the devil. There is only one man who can stop the coming storm. 44, and please note that 44=7x6. The number of our Lord is greater than the number of the devil. Unfortunately he is being silenced by the liberal technocrats and is unable to spread his message of truth and peace. This is where the work of the Patriots United Under The Eagle comes in. ​

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We have sat under the wing of enlightenment and have seen a way forward. We must spread our message and the American Eagle has shown us that this is best done without interpersonal conflict. We must engage with the radical left and share our message without calling them mother fuckers. We must refrain from saying they are liberal cucks who want to sodomize the American dream. We must refrain from calling them libtards. Instead we must choose to be empaths. Share our opinion and nothing else. If we do this, the stay at home soccer moms who spend all day on social media will devour our message and feed it back to their families. This is the way. 

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